great story

An Indian Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. [live-in]

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s, roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate….***XXX***

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, ‘I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.’

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, ‘Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar.

You don’t suppose she took it, do you?

Kumar said: “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love
Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read,

Dear Son:

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under her pillow…

Love
Mom.

Hey hru

hey ppl how r u???
Babu hwz ur prep goin...???
n karan n all wht r u doin these days?no updates??howz evrything goin??

Archit

OMG....OMG....OMG..

what am i seeing this...???? people are updating blogs...woww... 3-4 new updates on a single day....interesting..very interesting...never ever in my wildest dreams expected this...


KaRaN...

updates from jsr

the weather is good here.. rains once in 2 3 days in the evenings.... so definitely better than the situation in delhi... archit check your mail i have sent u my cv..aur haan i will keep u all updated about padhai likahi :P :P...tum log bhi batate rehna.. abhi i am wondering how to do idt by myself.. i have deepak gupta books .. but it is very diffcult to understand by reading them.. kya karna chahiye .. i amalso wondering if i shud take eten ka satellite class of raj kumar ..which is starting next week.....

this is all for now..

saurabh

for babu

hey plz do mail me ur CV plz yar i need to make mine so it wud be gr8 help....n also kda tum b mail kar dena....
Archit

hey...

gud to see babu starting padai atlast....babu do tell me ki how to go through wid it coz its 8 subjects n too tough....garmi ne to waat laga rakhi hai...acha hai babu jsr mein hai...kites k review bahut bakwaas h n housefull bhi nhi ho rhe so i think it wud be worth a miss watch it on dvd...

Rest all is gud except ab thodi final ki tension start ho gyi hai...

Archit

uff .... yeh garmi

hiii
yarr delhi mei kitni gandi garmi ho rhi h... gud saurabh atleast kisi ne toh padai start ki n acha h tum yha ni ho atleast itni buri garmi toh ni jhelni padegi tumhe....
hope ke padai start ho jaye... hey kites dhek li kya kisi ne mujhe btaana hows it? ok
aur kuch update karne k liye ni h ..
keep njoying n smiling


..Meenu..

first blog from jsr!

Hello dost log....sorry bahuut din ho gaya ..koi update nahi kiye.... but ye blog padh ke bahutt maja aaya....sorry again ki last few days main delhi main sab se nahi mil paaye.. pehle to rishikesh trip aur uske baaad mummy was in delhi.... bahhutt kuch naya ho raha hai life main.. i coudnt get thru mdi gurgaon.,... waitlist reh gaya... got thru imt gaziabad ... but wont b joining.. soch rahen hai pehle ca kar lete hain .. fir mba kiya jayega..

sab kuch yahan pe bahuut alag hai.... dilli ka bahot yaad aata hai.... padhai likhai finally start kiye hain.... accounts aur dt kar rahae hai.. baki padhna start karenge.. .

aur haan blog update karte rahenge.....

babu

pphewwwww.....ExAmS OvEr.....

confused???? arey yr Mcom exams over.....can't say how many i would be clearing but one thing is certain that i won't be clearing all of them......mazaa aaya papers dege....DU jaane ka mauka mil jaata tha....met shweta in two exams......
rest tough days lies ahead,....CA ki padhai start karni hai.....woh bhi gandi wali........
neways.....hope to see you all sometime
bbyes..
tk care...


KaRaN.......

ok ok its MEENU-JYOTI not MJ....

hey frnds...,
I think u took me in a wrong way...I just showed a concern tht ppl are not attending gettogethers(jo ki itni mushkil se execute hoti hai)...thts all.....n u ppl took it in diff way tht m gussa n all...or m ovrreacting(as said by the great sahu).....but thts not the matter........

Meenu I must say tujkme bahut himmat hai....as after Chandni chock to china u r again planning for a movie....gud if u ppl can make plan...but its looking tough....wid all ppl busy n not in too regular cntct...

koi ni we can try...I hav no prob wid it...

Rest for books I went to laxmi ngr n was surprised to see tht no updated bks were available...ab main padunga kaise...books to hai hi nhi...n xams abt to come...

Rest plz do tell me or update on blog which all bks are refering for diff subjects...

N KDA nyc try to connect blog wid BUZZ a/c...nw its easy to figure out updates easily...

Thnx for again updatin blog sply to meenu n sahu....karan u always remain online on facebk kabhi blog b update kara kar...rest everythng fine n m trying hard to get prep leave from office but its uphill task ca is not ready....may b i b successfull...

Archit

hiii everybody

hi
first of all sorry for not visiting the blog 4 such a long tym got busy wid classes as you know last meai sab teachers course bahgate hain... n hey wat is this MJ we have names meenu and jyoti or chuni munni newazz archit toh kuch jyada hi gussa lag rha h .. and 4 d adi plan u ppl told me too make plan 4 cp and last moment u ppl changed the plan and didnt even bother to inform me... newaz i m sooryy 4 not turning up that day ...
its gud to see that u ppl are updating the blog and are in touch wid each other... the good newz is dat i hav left office ab toh wese 1 month ho gya office chode but stilll opadai ka anmo nishan ni hain nd plz do make a plan 4 Badmash Company... ok

and yaar kaun kaun si books le rhy ho do tell ok...

chalo keep updating n njoy


Meenu

I changd my articleship nd now joined ind training at Bank of America. Why did i choose it. Guess! CP me office hai. I wont choose south noida or Gurgaon.
Archit Plz dont get pissed of if we cant meet.
I missed home going twice in last 2 months so home sickness hone lagi thi lately.

Axis Bank and Delhi...

I know i am writing after a loooooooooooooooong time but couldn't get time enough to write (or should i say i got too busy with my life to look back).

Well well well...the trip to Rishikesh was simply awesome...it would have been even better if we would be having some more different kinda fun ;).

I have joined Axis bank as an asistant to Forex department and will stay here till 31st may.So, if any of you want to meet me..do it till i am in delhi...

and to Saurabh...i tried calling you many times yesterday but u switched of ur phone or were not picking it up...i thot to invite you all to dinner at my place but alas! as the fate would agree i could not call you for the dinner...any ways bon voyage...have a great jounrey and hope to meet you again...

To rest of you.... where are you guys...i want to meet you....

BBye

Forget it.....

Mr archit...ankur ka msg aaya tha to decide for a plan, it wasn't that we are meeting the next day...so i am not to presume ki next day mujhe kahin jana hai unless i'm being told...chal yr Archit...leave all that....neither I was wrong at my place nor were you at your's...(baaki agar main naa hi bolun toh acha hai.)so there is no point of fighting over it.....regarding that day i know all the truth....and whatever issues you have against MJ you solve it yourself......and there is no point of getting pissed off with anybody on such small issues.....as sahu rightly said sab apni hi jagah phase pade hain.....
met saurabh on 20th.....Mcom ke exams ki wajah se DU gaya tha...so got a chance to meet him before he leaves...he wants to meet everybody at one time but i think he is asking for too much....

tk care....

KaRaN....

MJ ne blogs visit krne chhod diye kya? Agr visit krte ho to "I visited" post to kr diya kro. Log bde km ho gye hain na blog me.

And for any 1 who hasnt been informed Saurabh ghar ja rha hai permanently. On Saturdy sunday we went to rishikesh. Fultoo maze maare. Rafting, trekking sb ki. Saurabh aur KDA bhi gye the. Tragedies hote hote bachi(jaise main ganga me dubte) nd kuch ho bhi gayi(sm accidents). Allover a happening 1.

Chalo yaar. Wat i think is koi jaan boojh k mana nai karta ek meet ke liye. Sb helpless hain. Acha kuch reply post krna apna justification likha kyo plans ka kachra krna hamara custom hai. Theek hai!

OK bye

The reply to Karan's alegation...

sir,
I wish to infor you Mr. Karan that we now have per second calling plan in India....so idiot agar tujhe kda ne msg kiya tha tht we all should meet to atleast ek call karke uss se baat kar leta....n for ur kind information maine bhi tujhe n MJ ko msg kiya tha n tht too in morning...but to my utter surprise got no rply....N WHT U WERE BUSY WID AC KI SERVICE....come on yaar its max take half n hour....u cn do it nytym....u cld hav came late.....n for MJ they cancelled adi ka plan widout ny reason...dono free the koi kaam nhi tha...koi cls nhi thi as cls cancel ho gyi thi....but still they missed......u wud be glad to knw ki preeti n prachi b meenu ki cls mein thi n they managed to meet but miss meenu was not bothered..........so now wht to say...????

N ABT DEGREE MAINE RAHUL SE PUCHA THA HE SAID DEGREE WUD B IN CLG IN DECEMBER ONLY....SO NO CHANCE FOR NOW.......IF ANY OTHER INFORMATION DO REPLY....

WHat..........What........WHat.......?????

hmmmmmm...Mr. Archit mauka mila nahi aur taane maarna shuru kar diya.....what actually u knw why i did not turn up for the kedia plan...really wanna knw...agree that kedia did msgd for a plan...but he did not mentioned when??...he jst said he was back in delhi and lets meet up.....okkk that can be left behind....I don't knw who made the plan but u were supposed to meet at 7:00....and I was informed about the plan after 5:30...sahu called me dat too after he talkd to shweta...she told him ki mujhe abhi tak kisi ne bataya nahi....by the time i came to knw I was already busy with sm work at home....and and why didn't MJ turned up, same story they weren't informed till the same time...sahu ne jab mujhe call kiya maine usse pucha ki kaun kaun hai...toh usne jo aa rahe the unke naam bata diye...and MJ se abhi puchna tha....so u expect ki woh aayenge.???....so archit galti meri nahi hai..naa hi MJ ki hai.....
I talked to kedia....maine bol diya tha usko that i wd not be cumin......
neways...leave all this...nothing has changed....nothing will change...u hav any idea whether our degree is available in clg?? i met Deshan and he told me abt it....so anybody in knowledge do inform.....
tk care....

KaRaN............

On public demand....here is the update....

hey ppl,
Karan was requesting and so were others for an update of our so called gettogether...with KDA...

So here it go,
kda msgd all frnds to meet....but as usual got no response....so in the morning I called up kda to knw...whts d plan...he said wud u believe it tht no one has replied(it was not a surprise as I think knw one hav changed n thts wht we usually do.....I.E. MESSING UP PLANS)...so no big deal...

I called back sahu n was angry tht noone sply karan, n MJ seemed intrested....so i said let it go n i went to my sweet artclshp....

in evening at around 5.15pm I called to get tht r v meeting or not...

n in order to meet kda(as last time also we messed up...i felt bad ki kda itni dur se aaya n v evn dnt hav courtesy to care...neways....karan and MJ messed adi's plan also so no regret as unki aadat ho gyi hai....evn nw m also nt intrested in meeting them...kyunki i thnk adi wala plz was worth to miss any sort of cls n spare tym....after all it was adi....for me it was imp so i met adi also....n njoyed too thnx to hooka parlor n saurabh's pranks)...ok it is update abt kda nt adi...so continue....

They had planned to meet cp at 7pm...so i went to cp n reached at around 5.30pm...had plenty of tym so went to palika for some cds....or tym paas....had a nyc tym....

by the tym kda cp pahuch gya....thn shweta,sahu n babu reached....

kda....thoda fit ho gya hai....u might not b surprised but ya thoda farak to hai...

rest v planned for blues but thn dropped idea due to shweta....instead went to central park.......it was just better then wht i expected....we jst relaxed n njoyed our memories....it was lyk sitting in clg grounds after cls....matlab full vella typ....maja aaya got to knw recent developments...new theories of babu...their holi k experence.....so quality fun tym...

i asked kda mba me aisa kya karte h ki mkt value drastically increase ho jati h....he said they meet ppl....but i think as a CA article also we meet those same ppl...but in slight diff ways....mba's hav presentation skills....we hav knowledge.....

then after roaming around in cp we went to meet rauhul narang....he was going back to amritsar...so we hurried back wid him....then at kashmiri gate we changed pln n me babu sahu n kda went to mac d and all others proceeded to their places.....thn at macD had some food...n njoyed talking...we had some intellectual takhs abt babu...kda....sahu...and his bro.....also some expereance sharing.......


matlb maja aaya....abt 10.30 we left to our places......full entertaining and relaxed meet came to end....


kda is joining axis bank for training in delhi.......


Archit

Hellooooooooooo.......

Archit bhai maine kabhi koi plan cancel nahi kiya........its just i didn't turned up for the last plan...yaa mera IMA ka result aa gaya...and I flunked....I knew it...so no regrets.....next time padh ke exam dunga....baaki life's goin good....messed up at times but still enjoying it....(ro ro ke kya mil jaega)....something is bothering me dese days but can't figure out what it really is.....
and everybody hws life?? ajeeb sawaal hai pata hai but aur kuch hai hi nahi puchne ke liye,.....
tk care

KaRaN..

hey.........

karan tu hamesha ghumta raha kar aur hamare prog cancel karta raha kar....
n sahu u r rite clg gate took long tym.....new maintained ground and new floor is just amazing.....after commonwealth our clg wud be havin tooo gud infra......

Rest wht r all of u doin these days???karan have u got ur result for sbi,nda or whtever test u gav.....

Archit

Its me again.............

hey went to Iskcon temple today at around 8:00 PM.......its really a wonderful place.....beautifully decorated....all kinds(genre)of people dancing madly in krishna bhakti....loud hyms of lord krishna but still you don't find it disturbing.........very soothing kind of smell of water as if you are deep under the water........felt very gud after visiting the place........


KaRaN........

Happy Holiiiiiiiii..................

hey...A very Happy and colourful Holi to you all.........enjoy the day with colours, balloons, water, sweets, family and friendsss..........have fun.....
tk care........


KaRaN........

I visited clg nd our class a few days back. Upar wala floor's construction is complete nd its only been an year since they started it. Wonders! it took them 2 yrs. to make the clg gate. Looks decent. Adi aya tha.

Attended clg alumni dinner. Ws lesser fun than our farewell.

hi,,,,,,,,,,

hi ppl,

how r u all??? Nyc to see this blog idea getting worse as no one updating but ya kuch log abhi b update kar rhe hai.....koi ni........karan we r not busy but i think u r busy with studies...abe books to bta de kaunsi ku...........n babu tht alumni meet is for old age ppl wht we will do thr........rest evrything fine....gud news is tht my CA has still not given any clue abt my final leaves.......lets hope pprs se pehle de de......rest I am still waiting ki koi My name is khan ka prog banaye...as MAin akela movie ni dekhna chahta......waise tym b ni mil ra but mann bahut hai......rest whr r all othr why the heck they not in contact..n plz u ppl start updating this bloody blog.....rest all gr8 goin...now days m missing clg,u ppl,our bloody cosumer wali clses n all..........''

Archit

After a long time

hey everyone.. sry for updating the blog after such a long time .. dunno where i have been.. I just read through the missed updates.. felt really nice to catch up with everything...

As for my life .. its the usual.. but a bit confused lately bout various stuff..padhai to start kiye hain.. barely give an hour or two a day ..hehehe.. Will have to get serious soon.... It has been months since v all met up... lets meet ppl.. plus v have KMC Alumni meet on 19th day after tomm.. watsay we could all have a good time ??? lemme know.

hope to c u all

saurabh

NO updatesss.....???????????????

Cmon guys...nobody is updating on the blog.......pata hai sab bahut busy hai but still....so hws everybody doin?? I am toh having real fun...with books...m loving it...saw My Name is Khan on friday....its really a heart touching movie..just watch it....pata tha tum sab ka toh kuch banna hai nahi so why take any chances...neways hope to see you all soon....
bbyees.....
tk care...


KaRaN......

Another ITT

Archit u were right in one of your posts.
Saturday ko I hd my CS-ITT exemption test(coz of CA ITT).
Xam was an interesting thing. I walked out of home at 2:55 PM for d xam at 3. It ws at an Aptech centre. Went there with half d documents asked by them. The rest I hd on mail nd "cudnt access net since morning"(read "take pains to print them"). I ws d 1st candidate 4 them. So took 1/2 an hour to connect me to xam site. the young instructors were xited in taking xam so helped me in finding answers. It ws all over in 30 min(70 ques). I got thru nd ws at home wen still 20 min were left for xam to gt over.

3 idiots- 3rd time

hey yr Archit, movie was really gud (achi toh hogi hi, us din 3rd time jo dekh raha tha...sahu knew it..woh 2nd time dekh raha tha).....but plan cancel na ho jaaye isliye chale gaye,....me, sahu and jyoti went to see at Waves kaushambni...(another east delhi plan)...but mazzaaaa aaya.....after movie we had a good time..went to pacific mall..then to the bus stop in front of EDM......(aise hi gossips kar rahe the....) a very funny thing happened that day...its of your interest Archit....so try find out from sahu he wil tell you with some flavours to it.......auto expo almost jaane wala tha but last moment plan change hi gaya....ab jaane ka mann nahi hai even though I have the passes.....
lets see what happens to our future plans....i think we have tried for delhi plans too much...why not think something big this time....(sochne mein kya jaata hai)
bbyessss......
take care.....


KaRaN.........

Auto Expo........

hey,

I think Karan u rightly said mujhe bhi lagta hai Kda k saath ye hi hua hoga....n Congrats for ur plan...I wish to visit auto expo..ny1 intrested...if yes just find out details like tickets,timing etc...so tht we can chalk out a way...If possible get some passes stuff...

how was ur movie...did u like it???whr u went to watch it???wht else u did...kaun kaun gya tha???update karo yaar....

Archit

FiNaLlY A SuCcEsSfUl PlAn...........

yes finally we made a successful plan.....but this time to all surprise it wasn't me who initiated.......though i asked everyone a week ago but i got No positive reply's (as usual).....but to surprise mujhe sahu ka msg aaya ki plan karte hain..nd jyoti ka call aaya in an angry tone ki tum logon ne movie chalna hai ya main kisi aur ke saath plan karun.....so we went ahead with the plan....a strange beginning to the New Year....well I saw the movie 3rd time yesterday.....(yeh kisi ko nahi pata)...and meenu couldn't turn up because of an unfortunate happening in her family.....but mazaa aaya..though peple were less.......now lets see aage kya hota hai?? archit you thinking of another plan....(salute to your courage)......
about life...it is just going well....one thing is really pissing me off dese days but can't explain what it really is.....studies going okay at the moment...needs to gear up......
and hey ankur, what happened in your life yr?? kya teri nazar mein 3 girls thi sabne mana kar diya kya.??
and in the end a Verry Happy New Year to all....everyone plz update about your resolutions for the new year,...well me still thinking over it....as the 1st day of 2010 was a strange one for me....things which weren't expected to happen did happened; and the only thing which I was expecting the mosttt,.Did not Happen...!!

tk care......


KaRan.......